Refuse to leave cardboard box.
Poop on grasses.
Meow ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway for loves cheeseburgers but stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse,
bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed yet destroy the blinds. Sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor meow for lick butt. Hide from vacuum cleaner.